Wednesday, July 06, 2005
reasons why my maths teacher is CRAZY..
- on being cool. "u ppl think that being cool is dressing differently like some SRJCians. but actually, being cool is having sumthing up there and if u can memorise all ur formula, den u'd be cool." WTF?
- on our maths results--"if u guys move faster to your class, maybe den u all will get better grades"
mr lum's hilarious analogy and stuff
- on robin's madness--robin, the circus has left and they left u behind.
- on homework dateline--the washing machine closes at (time)
- on omar's silly answers--"later wen ur wife ask u why u ask her to marry u, u say "because the other 2 didnt accept" and we'll see what u get.
- on angela's slacking attitude--"flower, sometimes, can wither and sumtime can bloom. if u shower it with tender loving care, water it and put it under the sun, it will bloom."
- to remind us that no one will bother abt u in the end--"name and ic no." and "watch movie alone"
- to indirectly say that your answer is wrong or inaccurate--"look at the person on ur left, she's not happy.
- on melinda's poor result (which doesnt make sense coz she always get good grades)--"i see that ur socks have been at ur ankle lately"
- wen leslie said that multiple cropping increases output--*types on the board--ask mrs goon to lecture* and says " wen u go and watch starwars, all u wanna hear is this song *hums the starwars theme*" and continues to say a couple of weird stuff.
- his first one...on greeting teachers--"whenever u board a bus in london, the first thing u will here is them greeting u "good morning love". "
and the list goes on n on n on. damn funny. its interesting that sum ppl will not get the meaning behind his crap and i, can quickly get it. if only i had one to put my name to.
