Thursday, September 08, 2005
cleo creeps behind kushie. hit kushie's leg and ran into the room. kushie turned looking oh-so-curious, and tip-toed towards the room. i think they're play tag. "TAG! YOU'RE IT!!!"
ok. due to ppl being JEALOUS of my lovely entry for hijanah, i have to write about 2 other ppl. (not that i want to, i'm forced to..SIGHHHHHHH).
SHAMA...
she's the idiot who bastard me a lot of times. accompanied with hijanah and nad, she had her fair share of screaming aisha's name and making it seem as tho i did it. she's the irritating bugger who constantly showers me with water while i am doing my business in the freaking cubicle. after one whole year, i've developed a phobia to go to the loo with shama waiting outside. (trust me, its horrible...she once used toilet paper bomb!! irritating...) we had fun with our water wars--the best one was just this year the day before gp paper remember? funny thing was both of us were wearing our nike sports bra..so, it seemed like we planned it. hahaha. she comes out with weird tune to sing stupid songs. sometimes i just wanna kill her. however, as much as i wanna poison her drinks (for humiliating me with the straws), i dun think i can live without shama in the class. we're like inseperable ah. even not sitting beside each other in class would make ppl think we quarreled. shama, although i gotta watch the movie alone, i rather ask u along. get it? (see the things we learn during econs class) *sings shama's theme song created by anahraf diab* "shamamama...ma ma ma ma....shamama shamama. ma ma ma ma...shamama...shamama shamama"
next up, The God Damn Fool, The Grumpy Girl, addy's fav target, May!! *applause*
may asked me to tell u guys abt her incredible talent, ie. coming up with LAME LAME LAME theories. let me give u some example:
1) If u sneeze too much, u'll get stroke.
2) On how the first rapper came abt: this man was singing...den he sneezed and sneezed. so his head keeps bobbing up and down with his sneeze....(ok i think u guys know where this is going)..
3) on why beatles got black dots: God placed the factory for beatles and liquid paper near by. one day the the guy who worked in the liquid paper factory accidentally spilled black paint into the huge liquid paper thingey. God was so angry. so, God *piak*(clap action) the factory and all the black liquid covered the beatles.
alsoooo, she's darn good at bugging me abt my height. and my incapability to read fast. (in case u guys didnt know, i'm not a reader. i take a lil longer to comprehen what i read. bleagh...so sue me!) some examples:
1) on my height...
If u wanna sit 3 metres away from the tv. ask fana to lie down 3 times. (she insist that i'm 1m tall....i'm actually 1.55m thank you come again very much.)
2) on measuring height of a tree...if u wanna know how tall this tree is, stack fana. the no. of fana is the no. of metres.
3) may: i dunno why they put small prawns (in the fried rice). i dun like small prawns.
me:u like the big big prawns? u know wad. ask God..maybe its for small small ppl to eat? (here, the 'small' i'm refering to is like lil kids)
may: *stares at me with the i'm-trying-my-best-not-to-laugh look* like u?
me: idiot.
4) i kinda forgot the reading jokes..i actually dont wanna remember..but the most direct one was " u read damn slow ah" (bleagh..)
soo as u can see, she makes my life miserable. bleagh. on the not-anti-fana's-height-side, i dont think this girl realises how much she means to me.
enuff with making ppl's head float, i gotta study. i think i've adopted a nocturnal study schedule. good but bad. i'll study after frens that is at 1130 and sleep at 5. (depending on mood, i will blog as a form of break). its good coz is easier to concentrate. bad coz...i never do anything in the afternoons. *feel super guilty*
anyway, HI YANRU!!!!!!!!! dun so stress k? relaaaaaaaaaaaks!
oh yeah i saw this fat cat just now wen i was with may and i named it michelle. its sooo FAT and CUTEE! aaand..me n zam vrroooom vrrrooom ard. but all the vibrations from the motor made my butt all numb and sore and stuff. still, its so fun.
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